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Troll Me
Quite Contrary
The Donut Song
Happy Too (The Lunerrrrs Theme)
You Can Be (feat. CarylCake)
Make Your Smiles Happen
297
The Jealous One (cover)
Dogspawn (Dedicated to my 50th Subscriber)
Troll Me
Troll me
It gets so lonely
Up here all on my own
No epic win, or fail, or pwn
Hack me
Spam, stalk, and track me
Raiding my comments box
Trying to steal my dox
I thought that you would know by now
I’ve nothing else to do
And I need you find out how
To get me to block you
And when you troll me
You’re saying, “hold me”
Ooh, I love it when you tell me I’m pathetic
Because I get it
That when you troll me
You’re really saying, “hold me”
Oooh, I love it when you tell me to get a life
Get a life…
[Chorus]
I’ve better things to you
So I’ll leave you to find out how
To get me to block you
Quite Contrary
(1, 2, 3, 4!)
Mary, Mary
Quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells
And cockle shells
And lettuces all in a row
Tomatoes, peas
A shrub, poppies
And lettuces all in a row
Tomato vine!
The Donut Song
Did you see a donut pass this way?
Did you see a donut pass this way?
Did you see a donut pass this way?
Did you see a donut pass this way?
Don’t let it get away
“Hey, donut
Lookin’ pretty sweet there
In your donut car
Mind if I
Tag along?”
Did you see a donut drive this way?
Did you see a donut drive this way?
Did you see a donut drive this way?
Did you see a donut drive this way?
Don’t let it roll away
Without saying, “hey!” (hey, hey, hey)
Don’t let it roll away
Happy Too
You make me laugh
You make me smile
I grin just like a crocodile
Who dove right down into the lake
And brought back up a piece of cake
Would you like some cake with me?
And then maybe have a cup of tea or two
I’d just like to spend some time with you
So I can make you happy, too
You Can Be (feat. CarylCake)
I can be the sun that shines
I can be a wave that rolls to the shore
I can be a dream in the night
Reincarnate me with wings so i fly
You can fly to anywhere that you want
And you can be anything that you want
I can be the rain thats falling
I can be the cure to your broken heart
I can be a lone wolf calling
Reincarnate me with wings so i fly
You can fly to anywhere that you want
And you can be anything that you want
Music and lyrics by Chesterfield Rob
Make Your Smiles Happen
Justin
If I pronounce your name ‘Strow-ser’
Then I could rhyme ‘wowsa’
Or ‘trouser’
But that wouldn’t be as interesting
Justin
If I pronounce your name ‘Strawser’
I could compare you to Chaucer
Or Shakespeare
Or any of those writers
That you might admire
But don’t (don’t) get (get) carried away
Just ’cause it’s your birthday
There is still work to be done
And (just) just think of all of those times
We made your smiles happen
(Your smiles happen, your smiles happen)
Oh…
Justin
Though you were born in September
I won’t forget to remember
And i was born in December
No pressure
Just saying…
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Seven seven
Two two two-two-two
Two two-two two two
Two two two-two-two
Two two-two two
Nine-!
The Jealous One (cover)
After all is said and done
(Yeah, I’m the Jealous One)
Isn’t it so funny how
You know me better
Than I know myself
After all is said and done
Isn’t it so funny how
You know me better
Than I know myself
Ah…
Ah..
You are the Jealous One…
Dogspawn (Dedicated to my 50th Subscriber)
Dogspawn, Dogspawn
You are my
Forty-seventh, forty-eighth, forty-ninth
Fiftieth subscriber
And I…
Gotta say goodbye
But while I’m still here
Before I disappear
I gotta tell you
Thank you, Dogspawn
For being my
Forty-seventh, forty-eighth, forty-ninth
Fiftieth subscriber (fiftieth subscriber)
© Caryl Archer